G1
Climax 24
(2014/7/26)
1. Block A: Bad Luck Fale vs. Satoshi
Kojima
Quite
similar to Fale/Nagata, a good little match with a seasoned veteran trying to
hang with younger generation, although Fale detractors will probably dislike
it. Kojima is aging tremendously well. He’s also crazy over.
***
2. Block A: Davey Boy Smith Jr. vs.
Shelton Benjamin
The
match had its moments, such as the opening minute or two, and another cool
finishing combo by Shelton, but overall – it was bad and kind of dull. What
killed it for me was Davey Boy completely ignoring the face that Shelton had
him in ankle lock for about a minute, totally bad and ignorant selling right
there. But Shelton is 4-0 now, bitches!
bad
3. Block B: Minoru Suzuki vs. vs.
Hiroyoshi Tenzan
Two
veterans exchanging stiff blows and holds, but MiSu has to take it one step
further considering he’s 0-2. Good match with even better finish. Tenzan
overdelivers once again.
***1/4
4. Block B: Toru Yano vs. Hirooki Goto
Goto
is 3-0 going into this one, but can he survive Yano’s gaga shenanigans? Beware
of low blows, Goto. Too short to rate.
N/A
5. Block A: Tomohiro Ishii vs. Tomoaki
Honma
Sweet
fucking Jesus, this was insane. Ishii’s head bouncing up and down during that
DDT… it was almost too much. There were tons of manliness, roughness,
excitement and drama, these two fucking killed each other. Motherfucker! I
can’t even imagine the physical toll something like this takes on their bodies,
mad fucking respect for both warriors.
****3/4
6. Block B: Lance Archer vs. Togi
Makabe
Makabe’s
injured jaw came into play in all three previous matches, but strangely, not in
this one. Shame, because the match needed more color, mos def. Decent, but
totally forgettable.
**1/2
7. Block A: Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Yuji
Nagata
Nagata’s
having a corking veteran year, he stepped the fuck up here, an excellent veteran
underdog performance, he held nothing back against Shinsuke, very stiff stuff.
The finishing stretch was neat.
***3/4
8. Block B: AJ Styles vs. Tetsuya
Naito
This
match should be considered an instant classic, it blew my fucking mind, man.
Never thought I’d witness AJ digging out his inner Stan Hansen and Terry Funk
in a pro-wrestling match. LOVED IT. Seriously, he was THAT phenomenal. Naito’s
carved forehead came into play big time, and AJ took an enormous advantage on
it, it was fantastic, such a tremendous heel performance for AJ, really helped
to put Naito over with constant cut-offs every time he attempts a heroic
comeback. I reckon this performance, this match right here did wonders for Naito.
And you know what the best thing is? They didn’t even blow all of their load,
there’s a lot of room for a potential rematch that could get full fucking boat.
This was crazy good.
****3/4
9. Block B: Karl Anderson vs. Kazuchika
Okada
Karl
is 0-3, Okada is 3-0 going into the match. Naturally, Karl is trying to take as
many shortcuts as possible, which bring big heel heat on him, and Okada was
crazy over already. Pretty good back-and-forth stuff some really nasty smacks thrown
around, i.e. Okada’s head-sweeping dropkick. The last minute was buggy with all
them counters, which has become a very positive trend in Karl Anderson matches.
***1/2
10. Block A: Katsuyori Shibata vs.
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Now,
I don’t know how many of you know the backstory for this match, but nvm, it’s
basically two dudes hating (or strongly disliking at least) each other for
various reasons, and each dude hates other dude’s puroresu with passion. And of
course it comes into play for the whole duration of the match, I could list you
so many situations and details that were grandiose, but it’d be kind of futile,
I’ll just say the match was fucking great, with many heavy smacks thrown around,
and contains quite possibly the greatest post-match selling in a VERY long
time.
****1/4
The
event had a hiccup or two, but who fucking cares when we got THOSE matches?!
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