Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Muta/Tenryu (Battle of the Dicks)

WAR 1996/10/11

Great Muta vs. Genichiro Tenryu

Tenryu throws the ceremonial flowers at Muta and makes it clear this is going to be his grumpiest edition yet. And it really needs to be, because Muta is a different kind of foe, totally dangerous, violent and unpredictable. What a magnificent and spectacular dance of death this match was! Muta stalls for awhile before tricking and busting Tenryu wide open with a broken beer bottle glass, Tenryu’s face is soaked in his own blood but his face also says “man, this is gonna hurt you more than me, Muta, just wait and see”. Shit man, Muta was causing havoc right, left and centre, he was a true demon of mayhem here with all the maliciousness, zero-fucks-given cheating and brutal displays of violence. You got the unsettling sense of Tenryu facing something completely unknown to him and WAR, a new and frightening kind of monster. Owning Tenryu on his own turf is a remarkable achievement, so you can imagine Muta’s incredible efforts. Sick fuck 101. Tenryu’s eventual comeback was epic, stiff punches were thrown back-and-forth, weapons were used, the entire thing was just one violent spectacle. Finishing stretch was such a sweet little candy, it was relatively short yet so fucking dramatic, watching these two soldiers trying to outdick each other was beautiful.

*****

No comments:

Post a Comment