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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

It Was Dramatic in Korakuen


Dramatic General Election 2014

(2014/9/28)


3.      Daisuke Sasaki vs. Antonio Honda

Both these guys nurture the direct and opportunistic American style of wrestling, so this match felt like watching a random good match from Raw, SmackDown or Impact. Only this is Honda, probably the most underappreciated wrestler on the planet, and his shit automatically tastes good. One minute is missing due to technical issues, but it doesn’t affect the experience, such an enjoyable little match.

***3/4


4.      Super Sasadango Machine & DJ Nira vs. HARASHIMA & Yasu Urano

Weird match with weird ideas, some of them flopped, but the climax was funny enough to save the match… kind of.

**


5.      KO-D 6-Man Tag Championship: T2Hide (Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi, Kazuki Hirata) vs. Team Drift (Shigehiro Irie, Keisuke Ishii, Soma Takao) ©

Hirata finally got to perform his fabulous pre-match dance properly, it made for a warm and “big feel” atmosphere. I guess it worked because it boosted his confidence and power to the maximum, as he managed to shock the promotion by pinning IRIE to win the championship! Great story told here, Korakuen loves underdogs, and Hirata is one of them boys now.

***1/2


6.      NOBODY KNOWS RULES MATCH for DDT Extreme Championship: Akito vs. Danshoku Dino ©

So, only the ref knew the (whacky) rules for the match. Sounds fun, but it was everything but. They dragged things and it ruined the flow.

bad


7.      KO-D Tag Team Championship: Konosuke Takeshita & Tetsuya Endo vs. Golden Lovers (Kota Ibushi & Kenny Omega) ©

Well, this was absolutely fabulous, almost a perfect match, one of the greatest stories of the year, the masterpiece from the magical workshop of Sanshiro Takagi, who simply MUST "collect" all the Booker of the Year awards available. That's how you put over young guns, folks. I gotta rewatch Honda/Togo, but as of right now, this is the GOAT DDT match.

****3/4

Friday, September 26, 2014

Park/Wagner: Ever Seen a 100 Year Old High-Flying Ref?

Llaves y Candados 20??/?/?

SUPER LIBRE: La Parka (original) vs. Dr. Wagner Jr.

I got this match from a torrent site, have no idea when it happened, although the commentators kept referring to Park as “La Parka”, which means this has to be around 2003, because that’s when the legal war between Park and Pena started. The venue is famous Arena Coliseo in Monterrey, and my god, that place loves rigged refs, overbooking and massive screwjobs. But hey, that’s the charm, and let me tell you something, it’s more fun than frustrating, most of time. Honestly, Park and Wagner have one of the greatest chemistries together, they work immensely with each other. Of course this was a stiff brawl with your classic lucha ingredients, and when you add your vintage Monterrey antics such as high-flying 100 year old refs, lethal board shots, interferences and some comedy, then you get a fun match. However, this is the place where just about everything clicked, and considering it’s Park and Wagner, the shit is fantastic.
  
****1/2

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Cena, Bork and LOLVINCE

WWE Night of Champions 2014

(2014/9/21)

WWE Championship: John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar ©

This was great, although I'd love it even more if not for the FACT they made Rollins a total jerkoff idiot who ruined the night for everyone. Seriously, why wouldn't he wait until the match is over? This makes no fucking sense. Now, onto the match - loved it once again. Cena evolved both mentally and tactically since SummerSlam, the first AA was a sign of things to come that he may actually damage Lesnar here. That's exactly what happened and he'd probably win the match if not for Rollins. From a booking standpoint, it'd be a disaster, but it'd make sense within the context of the match and how the story was handled. There was few nice details where Cena exploited Lesnar's past MMA weaknesses to gain some offense, I dug that.

****


 Cena/Lesnar series:

that 2003 match bad
Extreme Rules 2012 ***3/4
SummerSlam 2014 ****3/4
Night of Champions 2014 ****

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Destruction '14 in Kobe: Two Marvelous Matches


Destruction 2014 in Kobe

(2014/9/21)


1.      Bullet Club (Yujiro Takahashi, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson) vs. CHAOS (Tomohiro Ishii, Rocky Romero, Alex Koslov)

Fine opener with Ishii GOATing as the rabid hot tag. Nice to see the Bucks back in Japan.

***1/4


2.      Suzuki-gun (TAKA Michinoku, Taichi, Desperado) vs. Alex Shelley, Maximo, BUSHI

These two teams had a good match on 9/13, so I already got what I wanted from them days ago, therefore I wasn’t upset about the lack of an actual match here, this was more of an angle to sell the evil SZKG trio as vicious evildoing pricks, I quite dug it, swell little segment.

N/A


3.      Yuji Nagata, Manabu Nakanishi, Tiger Mask, Cpt. New Japan vs. Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima, Jushin Liger, Tomoaki Honma

I don’t understand why they separated Liger and TMIV here, but oh well… I guess it’s because they didn’t want two complete underdogs (Honma and Captain) on the same page. Ha, I just remembered they did it few days ago too. *** 10 minutes later *** Yep, it makes even more sense now, because – HONMA WON! HONMA WON! HONMA WON! Short, but very eventful 8-man tag with a nice, feelgood ending.

***1/4


4.      Minoru Suzuki & Takashi Iizuka vs. Toru Yano & Kazushi Sakuraba

Thankfully, MiSu and Sakuraba were in the main roles here, so much heat and HATE between them, Suzuki didn’t give a shit about Yano or the outcome, all he wanted is to brawl with Sakuraba and possibly murder him, there was an obligatory post-match annihilation of the Young Lions and all the other mad stuff MiSu does regularly. This was a strong build to their inevitable Sumo Hall singles match and I’m really looking forward to it.

***


5.      IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: Ryusuke Taguchi vs. KUSHIDA ©

If you told me six months ago these two would work a match like this, I’d call you batshit insane. But things change, this was a GLORIOUS Jr. title match that felt like a beautifully done throwback to the 90s and the time of Samurai/Liger/Pegasus/Otani, I got those vibes. I’m a sucker for a focused, minimalistic style of pro-wrestling, these two did a wonderful job in that department.

****1/2


6.      Tetsuya Naito & Kota Ibushi vs. AJ Styles & Tama Tonga

Decent, but that’s about it. It had its moments of potential greatness, but it never quite materialized properly, they held back and it was obvious, especially in the finishing run.

**3/4


7.      IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championship: Kazuchika Okada & YOSHI-HASHI vs. Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows ©

Very good shit, borderline great, my man YOSHI-HASHI delivered again in the role of a ballsy underdog against the big bad wolves. There was a fantastic nearfall that cemented fucking Yujiro as the most hated man in puroresu, good shit all over the place, really nice tag match.

***3/4


8.      Hirooki Goto vs. Togi Makabe

Well, this sucked, and I had some hopes for this because their G1 match was good and their prelude interactions were heated and looked promising. Unfortunately, this one was bollocks. Plus, Goto lost… again, another big show, and another Goto loss.

bad


9.      Katsuyori Shibata vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi

After watching the first time, I thought this was good, but not great. But then I got this feeling, my gut was telling me to watch again because I missed something, and it was right, this match was fantastic. It feels like a complete match, like something’s come to an end, like the stage one of the rivalry is now over, that post-match handshake is big, and it affects the bell-to-bell action too, that handshake was a significant part of the whole story they told here. These two have a tremendous chemistry together, they really upgraded and build on the first two matches, so like I already said, it felt like a complete match and there was this tangible sense of closure. I loved how Tana was booked here, one part of the story was that his style of puroresu is better than Shibata’s style, it was clear cut storytelling and you could feel it every time Tana made transitions from Shibata inspired stiffness to his own arsenal of signature spots. “First I’m gonna stand toe-to-toe with you in YOUR OWN puroresu, than I’m gonna finish you off with mine, SUPERIOR puroresu, ergo, I AM A BETTER MAN!” Fantastic stuff all around.

****1/2


10.  IWGP Intercontinental Championship: Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Bad Luck Fale ©

Good, satisfying main event with a surprising result, did not see the big man dropping the belt back to Shinsuke on his first defense, not to mention Shinsuke won their last match, at G1. This was another good match between these two, probably the best after the NJC Finale. Fale is a good big guy, but can be great when he has someone on the opposite side to bump and sell for him, and Shinsuke did exactly that. They played off their earlier matches, it was nice, overall this was a strong enough main event.

***3/4