ROH
13th Anniversary
(2015/3/1)
Cedric
Alexander vs. Matt Sydal
This
match had a bunch of Michinoku Pro inspired moves with both guys doing an
auto-pilot wrestling, there was very little cohesion or emotional depth here.
Kind of like a Michael Bay movie. However, not all Michael Bay movies are
terrible. Same with this match, when it’s all said and done it wasn’t bad, it
was a decent little jumpfest, good enough for an opener.
**3/4
ROH
13th Anniversary
(2015/3/1)
ACH
vs. AJ Styles
Damn
good match, AJ worked more of a heavyweight style in order to oppose to ACH’s
highly athletic habits. The match built well, they had good sense for pacing
and flow, it was organic despite being spotty. By the way, in the middle of the
match Kevin Fucking Disgusting Kelly felt a need to discuss the ODB/Maria
match. Yeah, that happened.
***3/4
ROH
13th Anniversary
(2015/3/1)
ROH World Tag Team Championship:
Young Bucks (Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson) vs. reDRagon (Kyle O’Reilly &
Bobby Fish) ©
Rocky
Romero joins the commentary table and Kevin Kelly calls him an “all time
great”. That’s pure gold right there. Amazing every time with the Bucks on
offense doing their phenomenal thing, but at the same time incredibly dull and
embarrassing every time with Kyle and Fish doing their godawful shitty thing,
Jesus Christ they’re the worst tag team of all time, everything they touch
turns into brown shit. They’re such party poopers and the energy goes down
every time it’s their turn to run the pace. Fuck them, two boring drones, can’t
believe they have fans. The Bucks, on the other hand, were incredible here and
not only they saved the match from MMA geeks disaster, they even carried it to
borderline greatness, they were innovative and full of charm, such a badass duo
that always finds new ways to entertain.
***3/4
ROH
13th Anniversary
(2015/3/1)
ROH World TV Championship: Alberto
el Patron vs. Jay Lethal ©
Massive
disappointment and big waste. They basically did a WWE/TNA style bullshit title
match with all the interferences, dirty finish and shit. Such a shame because
this pairing had a tremendous potential, which was evident in those tiny
portions of the match when they were beating the shit out of each other. That
was good but of course everything fell apart later in the match due to shitty
booking. Fuck you, Ring of Shit!
**
ROH
13th Anniversary
(2015/3/1)
4-WAY
for ROH World Championship: Hanson
vs. Tommaso Ciampa vs. Michael Elgin vs. Jay Briscoe ©
Everything
about this was absolutely fucking terrible, legit one of the worst main events
I’ve ever seen. Fuck this shit and fuck Ring of Shit. Michael Elgin is dirt
worst. But hey, at least we’re probably going to see Joe against Jay Briscoe
for the strap, so there is some light at the end of tunnel.
DUD
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