IWRG
2009/8/27
Villano
III & Scorpio Jr. vs. Sangre Chicana & Head Hunter I
Hate,
hate and more hate, this is a good old lucha sangrienta with four mean old
fucks trying to desecrate each other. Villano and Chicana, Scorpio and Head
Hunter, that’s the layout here, and let me tell you something, the latter
pairing turned out to be just as great as the former. HH is basically a
disgusting bladder radiating the menacing Abdullah the Butcher vibe, sure he’s
old and slow, but he’s also thirsty for blood and quick enough to throw a
vicious punch or two, or to pound in a fork in your head. That image is going
to stay with me for awhile, mos def. The Villano/Chicana thing was, well, you
fucking know it – hide your children, everyone, because these two malefactors
are about to bring some mayhem.
****1/2
IWRG
2009/9/3
Villano
III vs. Sangre Chicana
One
week later, here we are, this was simply a crazy bloody brawl, a throwback to
the old school lucha slugfests from the 70s and 80s where the wrestlers made the
most out of the simplest stuff. Less is more indeed. Chicana ambushes Villano in
a good old rudo fashion and proceeds to dominate the primera relentlessly, even
using a grater on Villano’s alien-from-Star-Trek carved forehead. I know
Chicana’s most famous matches have him working a phenomenal FIP sessions and
selling his opponent’s offense like a very violent death, but here he mauled
the motherfucking Villano III and it was pretty damn glorious. The crowd hates
Chicana and he hates them back. Obviously VIII returned the “favor” in the
segunda by making a big comeback terrorizing SC back, although this time it was
more back-and-forth between the surly crazy fucks. Blood and punches, alls I’m
sayin. After the match Villano challenged SC to a hair match, but unfortunately
it never happened, for whatever reasons, fucking shame right there.
****3/4
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