AAA
2015/4/2
Texano
Jr., Pentagon Jr., Dark Cuervo vs. Parka, Psycho Clown, Angelico
I have no
words for this. Such a glorious ass-kicking brawl in front of probably the
hottest crowd of the year so far, I’m talking world wide here. Psycho Clown
entered the match with a legit angle injury and they decided to make a story
out of it in the match, and oh boy, they did a wonderfully job. Texano got the
role of a merciless piece of shit who destroyed Psycho’s leg with chairs, stomps,
etc. and he was like a relentless pit-bull in doing so, we got doctors checking
on Psycho and taking him out while the rest of the crew fought all over the
ringside, it was chaotic and awesome. Parka and Angelico took a beating, I’m
telling you. The match was a handicap match for awhile before the tecnico
comeback, Angelico was simply spectacular, dude’s growing on me tremendously.
Parka and Angelico gave the rudo team a taste of their own medicine and did to
Pentagon the same what they did to Psycho. So, we’re 2-on-2 now and it was a
perfect opportunity for Parka to do his vintage Parka things. Fabulous. The
finishing match-up was Cuervo/Angelico, and while it may sound “meh” on the
paper, it was everything but, trust me, I’ve never ever seen Cuervo being this
good, and like I mentioned earlier, Angelico’s been improving in my eyes. Their
respective partners Dark Scoria and Jack Evans got involved. Great drama, great
finish, great match.
****1/2
AAA
2015/4/2
NO
DQ: Brian Cage vs. Alberto el Patron
Shit man,
who would’ve thought a couple of years ago that Brian Cage of all people would
be this good and competing in a main event scene for a major wrestling
promotion. He had that great Steen title match and a fair share of awesome
multi-man performances, but in singles competition he was mostly hit or miss.
He also got roided way too much, but in the last half a year or so, he toned it
down and now looks totally appropriate, it also noticeably improved his stamina
and condition.
This was a
great hardcore match, it was really well done and the tables/chairs spots were
all paced in a compelling manner. Once again Cage got over, he even used some
quasi-lucha moves, so there you go… Needless to say, Alberto was stupendously
over in his hometown. Since this was a No DQ, Konnan, Fantasma and Pentagon
used it profusely in Cage’s favor, while on the other side Parka came to help
Alberto. Surprisingly great match, tbf.
****
AAA
2015/4/2
Mini
Charly Manson & Mini Psycho Clown vs. Dinastia & Mascarita Sagrada
Slick,
smooth and clean as a whistle, that’s honestly all I can say about this one.
Four minis going all in and creating magic, Mascarita Sagrada was godlike here,
and the centerpiece of the match was Dinastia/Psycho building to a title match
at some point, oh god, that will rock. I wasn’t totally sold on Dinastia
before, but that quickly changed after this one. Awesome sprint, kind of
must-see.
****
AAA
2015/4/2
Electroshock,
Hijo del Pirata Morgan, Carta Brava Jr. vs. Fenix, Aerostar, Argenis
I’ve always
felt Electro was getting a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, sure, he’s not very
athletic or agile, but dude can throw a punch and is willing to bleed buckets
for our own amusement. That’s a gigantic plus in my book. Therefore, I’m kind
of excited to see where his angle is heading to, especially with Pirata in his
team. Needless to say, I dig Pirata very mucho, and if you wanna know why, just
check this match. The tecnico trio was fucking out-of-this-world spectacular
here, especially Fenix who acted as if someone shoved a turbo engine in his
ass, the shit he did here was totally unreal and if he doesn’t win all the High
Flyer of the Year awards, I might murder someone. Like, seriously, what the
fuck was that?!
****1/4
AAA
2015/4/2
Daga,
Super Fly, Dark Scoria vs. Drago, Bengala, Jack Evans
Another
really good match, but slightly damaged by the ending. It wasn’t anything scary,
though, just a minor thing that bugged me. I guess something was in the air
this night, because even fucking Bengala looked pretty damn good. Super Fly’s
post- mask loss of hot wrestling goes on, and Drago is Drago. And yes, Evans is
Evans too.
***1/2
AAA
2015/4/2
Mesias
& Hijo del Fantasma vs. Myzteziz & Blue Demon Jr.
To everyone’s
surprise, they’re starting things off with a minute of clean chain wrestling, courtesy
of Demon and Fantasma. But then (to no one’s surprise) Mesias decides he’s had
enough of it and turns the match into a smacky tussle just like that. There’s
nothing in the world better than a rudo domination in lucha. Nothing.
Especially if there’s blood and mask ripping. Now, this match didn’t have those
two things, but Mesias did give Demon quite a proper beating, and Fantasma to
Myzteziz too. It was all awesome in front of the fantastic crowd. The
inevitable comeback was excellent and Demon is excellent in these violent
affairs where he gets to throw smacks and use weapons. Do I smell a potential
TripleMania main event in Demon/Mesias? Hmm, I’d fucking love that. Also, the
Myzteziz/Fantasma chemistry is beautiful, and goddamn it, AAA is just hitting
it on all cylinders right now.
****
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