Thursday, November 13, 2014

Chico/Terry: YES YOU ARE FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK, NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!

IWRG 2012/1/22

Chico Che vs. Black Terry

Complete, total bloodbath, good old vicious lucha brawl with tons and tons of pure hate and throwing kitchen sinks at each other. One of the best matches of this decade, an organic and minimalistic five star masterpiece that will blow your mind, it begins with Chico ambushing Terry during his entrance and what we got afterwards is just a total annihilation of the 60 year old Terry, basically a prolonged squash, cat-and-mouse style, Chico was mauling him right, left and centre with chairs, buckets, ringposts and Mike Tyson punches. Terry got to hit his first hope spot about 8 minutes in, and then it was his turn to dish out some barbaric punishment on CC, he gave him a proper taste of his own medicine, amazing shit. The match is 16 minutes long and has a clean finish, just about everything was picture perfect here. Considering the clean finish here, it’s unclear why it led to the hair match for next week, because the aftermatch stuff is missing here. One more thing, this is a handheld video, it made an experience so gritty and rough looking, you could feel raw intensity and emotion in every strike, every sell possible.

*****


IWRG 2012/1/29

Cabellera vs. Cabellera: Chico Che vs. Black Terry

So, exactly a week after the one fall cult classic here we go with a hair match, and again, Terry is ambushed before even entering the ring, this time with a barbaric headshot chairshot, this time Chico’s perishing control session was even longer than the one from the previous week, here it took 10 minutes for Terry to hit a meaningful comeback move as he was on the verge of losing (Chico has already won the primera in five minutes), he somehow managed to win the segunda and gained some advantage for the tercera where he was a dominant force in the opening stages, it was a 13 min long fall where we saw another great round of gritty, raw manliness and heavy smacking across the body. However, considering this is a hair match, the ref bump and interferences were inevitable and ultimately cost this havoc from reaching the five star territory, but that’s no big deal, because that bar was raised too high, the relative overbooking is just a minor setback in what is really a fanFUCKINGtastic apuesta slugfest. Fucking hell, this was glorious.

****3/4

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