SHITE!

AAA Guerra de Titanes 1999

 (1999/12/10)

LUCHA CALLEJERA – Mascara vs. Mascara: Octagon vs. Jaque Mate

One promising thing about this match was the fact that the wrestlers’ seconds were their respective wives. Just imagine the endless possibilities for dramatic storytelling where these middle-aged ladies have to stare in horror as their beloved foodbringers are mauled half to death. Now that would be awesome and plots basically write themselves, right? NOPE! Not here. The first half was some ultra confusing shit with a THIRD lady interfering, then two other guys came, we got a handcuff angle, then we got a tedious brawl through the crowd, and when we finally hit the ring with both dudes ready to fight – it ended. Man, fuck this match, fuck it in the ear!

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