Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Steen/Cena: Part Deux


WWE Money in the Bank 2015
(2015/6/14)

Kevin Owens vs. John Cena

This sucked hairy, smelly bunghole. Look, I fucking love good spotfests, but this was a terrible one, this was just a gigantic MovesMania that was also totally aimless, dry and just generally ridiculous. When two indie workers do a match like this, they get labeled as spot monkeys, but when Steen and Jawn do it, they get ****1/2 star ratings. This match was bollocks.


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6 comments:

  1. ZEROJune 16, 2015 at 3:50 AM

    lol but you rated ***** villano-demon jr only for the blood 0 selling

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    1. ChismoJune 16, 2015 at 2:35 PM

      I love good matches. I hate shitty matches. You're a fan of 0 IQ spotfests? That's fine.

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    2. ZEROJune 16, 2015 at 6:31 PM

      that's not is a spotfest. Hogan vs Andre is 5 star for you LOL. The psychology of Owens in the match was awesome.

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    3. ChismoJune 16, 2015 at 9:16 PM

      Preferring Steen/Cena over Andre/Hogan shows where you and I stand on wrestling, brother.

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  2. AnonymousJune 16, 2015 at 9:40 PM

    CHISMER, any chance you could review Roddy vs. Zack Sabre JR from PWG Don't Sweat The Technique? Love your reviews and that match is one of my faves of the year so far. Miss you on WF.

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