ROH/NJPW War of the Worlds 2015
(2015/5/13)
1. Takaaki
Watanabe vs. Adam Page
Solid opener
with Adam Page looking really good, totally different and fresher than your
usual ROH drone, dude’s good at role playing and I see great things for him
down the road. Watanabe didn’t repeat his good performance from a night
earlier.
**1/2
2. WOAT
Michael Elgin vs. KUSHIDA
Philly HATES
Lelgin, and rightfully so, because he’s horrible. Anyway, the first half of
this match was really good with KUSH being a tremendous bumper for the faux
powerhouse Lelgin, and fighting for his survival really hard in the process, it
was a great carryjob by KUSH and all his comebacks were compelling. But then in
the other half the whole “big man vs. small man” structure was abandoned and
the match turned into a generic MovesMania.
**3/4
3. Kyle
O’Reilly vs. Tetsuya Naito
Holy shit,
this was so bad. The comedy was awful and totally overstayed its welcome, and
then when they shifted to regular wrestling, they somehow made it even worse.
Just a dry, emotionless, colorless “wrestling” with one of the worst strike
exchanges ever. While Naito certainly deserves a lot of blame for the shitty
match, man oh man, Kyle O’Reilly is right up there with WOAT Lelgin as a
walking abomination of pro-wrestler.
bad
4. 4-WAY:
Jushin Liger vs. Mark Briscoe vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jay Lethal
One of those
shitty, nonsensical ROH multi-way matches with only two guys in the ring at the
same time, with others waiting on the apron for a tag-in, which is stupid and
absolutely ridiculous. It turns matches into quasi-tag team matches, and this
one was no exception. What a mess!
bad
5. Roderick
Strong vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi
I cringed
when they announced this match, because as we all know, Tana’s back have a rich
medical history, and Roddy Strong’s go-to attack is multiple backbreakers.
Fortunately for Tanahashi, he only hit like two of them in this match. Anyway,
this was fantastic, such a grueling, hard-hitting smackfest, two warriors giving
their best inside that squared circle. Roddy got busted open early in the match
and it certainly helped to some degree, it’s always nice when some blood
enhances drama. Roddy totally deserved that G1 Climax spot instead of WOAT
Elgin. Fuck you, WOAT Elgin!
****1/2
6. The
Addiction (Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian) vs. Kazuchika Okada
& Gedo
Good match that
was really nice at both easy-going and serious parts. Gedo’s exchanges with
Daniels and Kaz were great and Okada was perfectly booked as a fearsome force
worth avoiding at any cost.
***1/2
7. ROH World Championship: Bobby
Fish vs. Jay Briscoe ©
Really good
title match that reminded me of old school ROH due to its tight and organic
nature. Not a MovesMania, but rather a normal pro-wrestling contest. The layout
was logical and made for a coherent clash of styles, Jay’s in-your-face rough
brawling styles against Fish’s mat based, submission style. Shame Fish’s stuck
with the useless little shit O’Reilly in a crappy tag team, it’s so easy to
forget he’s one really good singles competitor. There was one part of the match
I disliked, though, it’s Fish kicking out of the Jay Driller, but thankfully it
paid off through the great follow-up.
***3/4
8. The
Kingdom (Adam Cole, Michael Bennett, Matt Taven) vs. Bullet Club (AJ Styles,
Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson)
Another good
match. Wasn’t a big fan of typical indie comedy and they used quite a lot of
it. Mostly hit or miss, you can only SUCK IT so much. “The Kingdom” is probably
the very lamest stable/tag team name in history of pro-graps. None of them was
good in this match, except for maybe Adam Cole on a couple occasions. All the
three and a half stars are the courtesy of the Bucks and AJ. But even then the
match simply wasn’t that good, it’s the last few minutes with two really big
nearfalls that made it ***1/2 worthy.
***1/2
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